Dr. TQC, a few minutes ago I was stretching and all of a sudden, my chest started hurting really bad. It's not where my heart is, but like right under the breastbone and directly between my boobs. It's starting to fade, but it still feels like someone punched me in the chest. WTF is going on with my stupid body today? Is it possible it's related to my falling out of the shower and onto the toilet Wednesday?
What are you doing right now? I'm indulging my inner twelve-year-old and watching episodes of the real cheesy dub version of Sailor Moon.