Could the show get any more ridiculous with the Completely Unrealistic But Super Meaningful total solar eclipses? Two in six months? That can apparently be seen in -- and exert influence on -- different hemispheres?
Where did Peter find time in his busy schedule of poncing around being completely tits-on-a-bull useless to learn how to expertly wield a machine gun?
Will Sylar just fuck off already?
Is everyone honestly so terminally stupid that they barely notice Completely Unrealistic But Super Meaningful solar eclipses, and instead of waiting five minutes to see if their powers come back when it finishes, they just all run around losing their shit?
Should the latest episode have been titled, 'Noah is a fucking BADASS, bitches' and just done away with all the, 'you think it's story progress and character development but really we're just diddling around for four episodes then returning everything exactly how it was before' trimmings?
I could go on, but I won't..