My fiance was reading a magazine or something about people who have overcome great odds. So he deicded that he was going to cut off both of his hands. I tried talking him out of it - telling him that he'd have to learn to write with his feet, etc. He went and did it anyway. There was no blood and he had his hands in a bucket. His wrists healed right away into 'stumps' and he was just walking around like nothing was wrong. His friends thought it was cool and I was like, "What is WRONG with you guys!?!"
Yeah - and I didn't drink or eat anything crazy right before going to bed.