Ladies, one day you discover that there's a wormhole in your vagina. All that goes into your vagina ends up at the local Wal-Mart (where the wormhole leads to, in this peculiar space-time anomaly). You discover this one day while trying to fish out a tampon and accidentally pulling out a Wal-Mart sales ad instead. You won't have to worry about feminine products anymore, as it seems that your menstrual flow ends up in Aisle 19 where it's assumed a can of V8 is leaking. Since through your vagina is a portal to Wal-Mart, what interesting things would you do?