So you suddenly find yourself in Hell. No, I don't know how you got there, maybe you're pulling a Dean Winchester waiting for Castiel to come rescue your ass, maybe it's just been one of those days.
Who would you be most surprised to find there?
How about not at all surprised to find there?
Okay then, how about OMG WHY ISN'T (BLANK) HERE? THAT IS SO EFFED UP! HE/SHE TOTES DESERVES TO BE HERE!