I was thinking of making her a bouquet of paper flowers, but I have to ship it to her and don't want them to get smooshed. I'm considering sending her an Edible Arrangement, but the only one I can afford is chocolate covered pineapples and that sounds gross.
Also, the people who live above me keep banging on the floor. We've politely asked them twice to not be so loud, but they keep dropping bowling balls or skating or something. What should we do? Serious and Non serious answers welcome. :)