STOP IT MARTHA, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
2) Have you ever used Peapod grocery delivery, and if so, did you tip the driver/deliver..erer? er?
I just got my first delivery - very awesome. And I tipped him a couple bucks because I was sort of caught off guard by the tip line on the sheet I had to sign, and didn't want to look like a dick. But really? I didn't even have him bring the groceries up - just leave them inside the door.
3) Erectile dysfunction - do we have enough pills for it yet?
No, there should be Bob the Builder chewable ED tabs.