Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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The fate of the non-voter

What should happen to those people who could have voted but didn't?

Another month of having to view campaign commercials
20(16.1%)
Ralph Nader moves in with them for the weekend, sleeping on their couch
14(11.3%)
Death
0(0.0%)
A purple nurple
5(4.0%)
Everybody they encounter today will talk to them in a Sarah Palin accent
7(5.6%)
Forced to move to Wyoming. Let's round up all the non-voters in one state and discount them from all future elections
18(14.5%)
Nothing. They just don't get the free Starbucks coffee, Krispy Kreme donut and Ben & Jerry's ice cream
28(22.6%)
Their American status is revoked. They can now risk being deported to Mexico
9(7.3%)
They'll have to pleasure a donkey or an elephant, depending who wins
9(7.3%)
Public spankings
14(11.3%)
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