The Light Snarktastic (snarkophagus) wrote in thequestionclub,
The Light Snarktastic
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TQC, I'm leaving in two hours to get on a plane. I'll be seeing my mom for the first time in three years and my brother for the first time in five years. How long has it been since you saw a relative you actually like?

Bets on whether I'll be the random male? Tagged for a cavity search? My laptop has a sticker on it that says "The internet. All the piracy, none of the scurvy." How much time will TSA waste trying to find all the pirated stuff I don't have on my computer?

ETA: I'm flying out of Minneapolis. Should I poo before I leave, or try to find the stall the politician from my home state used to get himself arrested?
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