Bets on whether I'll be the random male? Tagged for a cavity search? My laptop has a sticker on it that says "The internet. All the piracy, none of the scurvy." How much time will TSA waste trying to find all the pirated stuff I don't have on my computer?
ETA: I'm flying out of Minneapolis. Should I poo before I leave, or try to find the stall the politician from my home state used to get himself arrested?