"Sept. 15-An individual in the Campus Center reported a stolen bag with $2,500 in it after it was left on a table unattended. University Police compiled a report."
If you had a bag with $2,500 inside it, would you leave that bag unattended in a university campus center?
Sept. 2-A caller in [freshman] Quad requested to be examined by [university's EMT team] to see if the party was suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning. The Physical Plant Dept. reported that it was only steam from a dryer steam leak. The party was transported to [nearby] Hospital.
Have you ever mistaken steam for carbon monoxide?