1. Are you waiting for anything right now?
2. Ever goofed around on a test when you didn't know the answer? How did that go for you?
3. Do any family members always send you those stupid forwarded joke emails? Why does that seem to be a trend with the 40+ crowd?
1. Waiting to go take a drug screening so I can take people's vital signs for a living ;P
2. On an O-Chem exam, I had no idea how one reaction proceeded and so I told the prof 2 or 3 short, stupid little jokes. When I got the test back all it had on it was "This is not Organic Chemistry material." Holy crap really??? No wonder you're a college prof!
3. My mom has pretty much religiously sent me at least 1 forwarded email a day for the last 10 years. I don't have the heart to tell her how annoying it is :(