Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Inspired by my own comment. One day you get a knock at your door, and it's a man in a gorilla suit. He sings and dances on your porch, alerting you and your neighbors that your SO is gay. How do you feel?

Horribly embarrassed. I tell him to shut up and go away
4(4.7%)
Well, it's disconcerting that my SO is gay, but hahaha, singing monkeyman is amusing! Great way to learn the truth
9(10.5%)
I don't like this turn of events. I punish the messenger with the nearest bludgeoned object within my reach and find out who put him up to this
2(2.3%)
"My SO is gay? I don't believe you, but do you know what IS gay? A man singing and dancing in a monkey costume, buddy"
24(27.9%)
"Well, I'm gay, so it makes sense that my SO would be gay as well, huh, Einstein?"
17(19.8%)
Bribe the monkeyman for the info who hired him, and then pay him to sing 'SO-AND-SO IS A PEDOPHILE" on their porch
26(30.2%)
Other
4(4.7%)


Edit: I know gorillas aren't monkeys. I didn't proofread my own poll and didn't realize I had initially said gorilla
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