Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Up yours, sober people

Poll #1254069 Guess what I did

I'm farkliong drunk. If you engage in this poll, it's because hyou support drunknessness. Will you answer these quesetions truthfully? Why am I not wearing my pants?

It's too hot
14(24.1%)
I got jiggy with someone's naughty prts
4(6.9%)
The bum in the alley gave me $20 for them
9(15.5%)
I'm feeling all sexy and pants are never invited to the lovefest between hand and unit
14(24.1%)
I dunno actuallly. I'm just not wearing pants. I can't answer the hard questions just yet
15(25.9%)
Other
2(3.4%)

When I went to use the bathroom, I noticed that there was a pair of hands on the stall door. When I was done whizzing in the urinal, I peered undr teh door. I saw 2 pairs of feet. Whta wer they doing in there?

Having sex
12(20.7%)
They were a conjoined twin, that's all
9(15.5%)
You were obviously drunk and seeing double. Only one person in the stall, drunky
6(10.3%)
OMG! It was a centaur! You should have asked for a ride
22(37.9%)
Knitting. You have a dirty mind
7(12.1%)
Other
2(3.4%)

Why are you drunk, 4C?

I'm sad
2(3.5%)
Ive got $40
2(3.5%)
Brain cells are the disease and alcohol is the cure
7(12.3%)
No one loves me. At least not for $20 or less in my time zone
7(12.3%)
I'm not drunk. it's a brilliant ruse to catch you offguard
14(24.6%)
It was Newspaper Carrier Day (celebrate Sept 4). Those fucking guys deserve multiple toasts
6(10.5%)
No one on TQC is on my phone list. WTF?
6(10.5%)
I dunno. It's Thursday. Good enough
11(19.3%)
Other
2(3.5%)

adelaidejewel and I are discussing the virtues of Eva Green. What's your favorite Eva movie?

Kingdom of Heaven
0(0.0%)
Dreamers
2(3.4%)
Casino Royale
5(8.6%)
Golden Compass
6(10.3%)
Is she that chick from Desperate Housewives?
4(6.9%)
She's a French cunt. I don't like her
5(8.6%)
Gee, 4C, wouldn't you rather think about me?
4(6.9%)
Poppycock. I know you were probably talking bout Sarah Palin and her foxy Replubican ass, same as everybody else
8(13.8%)
Please. You just wanna watch adelaide and Eva dyke out while you play with your man partss, you perv
20(34.5%)
Other
4(6.9%)
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