Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Variation of an oldie but goodie

You're driving home late at night down a lonely road. Suddenly, you hear a woman scream, and then see her sprint across the road in front of you. Closely behind her is a man wearing a ski mask, brandishing a bat. You hear him shout, "C'mere, bitch! I'm getting that pussy". So intent are they in their chase that neither one notices your car. Both are in your headlights. What do you do?

Pause. Let them run by. Proceed when the road is clear. It's not my business
2(1.9%)
Same as above, but I call 911 as I'm pulling away
19(17.8%)
I stop the car, and lean on my horn, hoping to chase the man off, or at least, distract him somewhat so she can get away
33(30.8%)
I hit him with my car. Fucking rapist
44(41.1%)
I hit her with my car. Bitch should just put out
2(1.9%)
I hit them both. Enough with the screaming and yelling already. Then floor it outta there
0(0.0%)
Same as above, except I comb through their bodies for money and jewelry
3(2.8%)
Look around, make sure it's clear, then join in on the raping. I could stand to get laid
1(0.9%)
Other
3(2.8%)
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