Last week I was supposed to go to staff training for 2 days. It's the EXACT same training we had this time last year. I went the first day and it was supposed to be from 9 AM to 2:45 PM. At noon we stopped to have lunch. They provided lunch so most people stayed but I went somewhere to get lunch instead. I never came back, I still don't know why I decided that would be a good idea. The next day I set 2 alarms to make sure I would be up in time, but I ended up going back to sleep until like 2.
Now the problem is work starts today, and I don't have my staff shirt. I think they handed them out the first day after lunch. I'm not even sure if they know I never came back the first day because I signed in when I arrived, and there were about 100 people total.
I need to call to find out about picking up my shirt. What the fuck do I tell them when they ask where I was/why I didn't get it? If they ask about the second day I'm going to just tell them I slept late and forgot to call them. I cannot think of any good reason as to why one would never come back after lunch. I don't even know why I didn't come back, and I don't think they'll buy that. What do I tell them happened the first day?!