Curry, sweet and sour chicken, or mongolian beef?
Waffles, pancakes, or crepes?
Size J boobs or an inability to stop being horny?
A 70 year old or a 7 year old? (to be with for a day)
Wii, SNES or N64?
Sesame Street or Looney Toons?
The inability to tell the truth, or the inability to shut off other's thoughts (constant telekenesis)?