SOMEBODY SAAAAAVE MEEEEE... fuck you, Smallville.
You are given a rare and beautiful opportunity... to kick the shit out of the songwriters/singers/whatever of whatever TV theme song you want, free of consequence.
Which song do you attack the makers of? Why?
Alternatively, if you could hug the songwriters/singers/whatever of a TV show theme song because of how awesome it is, which would you pick?