1) My company is having a holiday party and asked for volunteers to help schedule it. Being kinda new here, I volunteered - much to everyone else's dismay. They said they'd rather just have a lunch at the office - if people volunteer they will have to stick around here longer on christmas eve. D: When's the last time something you did with good intentions backfired? How can I back out of it now?
2) Why am I eating everything in sight this week? I'm not praegnunt.