I was at school, and decided I didn't have to pee badly enough to brave the campus bathrooms. So, upon driving home, I realized that I had somehow emerged into a code yellow and I had to pee RIGHT AWAY. I got home, and oh MY GOD MY DOOR WAS LOCKED. So I put my backpack on, climbed over our boat into the backyard, and into the dog door. Oh, wait. I for some reason decided to leave my backpack on, and promptly got myself stuck in the dog door. My arms were pinned at my sides, so I started wiggling back and forth, but I was NOT moving. All the noise woke my dog up, who ran downstairs and WAS JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE ME so he started licking my face. His tongue went in my mouth. Ew. Anyway, long story short I peed myself, and had to bask in it until someone came home to help free me. I cried.
I was at McDonalds a few weeks ago, and we all decided it would just be SO FUN to play on the slides in the kiddie area. We were racing to get down the slide, so I fought with my friend's older sister to slide first. I pushed her out of the way, and slid down head first. She was sitting at the top laughing so hard, and then I felt this warm stuff on my hands. D: