Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote

Poll #1239531 Pigs in a blanket

In some unusual turn of events, you end up in the mountains hiking with a bunch of random hikers. Among them is John Goodman. There's snow all around you and the lot of you are trudging along, miles from civilization. Half of you are carrying camping supplies, the rest are carrying food. Suddenly, there's an avalanche, and you're separated from the rest. It's just you and John Goodman, holed up in a cave. Both of you are soaked to the bone. Luckily, he has a sleeping bag. "We'll have to strip down to our bare asses and huddle together to avoid frostbite", he says, as he hops out of his wet duds into the only sleeping bag: a single. What do you do?

Get naked. Cuddle with Goodman. Anything to fight off the chill
Strip down to my wet underwear. Climb into the bag. Hope it's enough to stave off deadly pneumonia
Climb into bag fully clothed. Fuck that pervy shit
Stay the hell away from the naked Blues Brother. Shiver to death in a corner somewhere. There are some fates worse than death

Edit: You were carrying food, not camping gear
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