Sometime last night someone tried to break into the store I work at by trying to break a window. But all that happened was the glass cracked. After telling the owner he told me to call the police and report it. I called the non emergency number. My co-workers (who didn't even know there was such a number, btw) think this is so hilarious and were making fun of me non stop.
Why is the fact that I called the non emergency number so funny?