I have some exceptionally loud neighbors gallivanting around outside my window for no apparent reason. If I'm not mistaken, they're screaming about cake. Or pudding. Something like that. Anyhow, I was just about to nod off and they're making it somewhat impossible. What shall I do to quite them down?
Tattle of course. Didn't you learn? That solves everything.
Hang out the window and yell right back at them (maybe about ice cream or creme brulee)
Call the cops. It's similar to tattling, only with more authority.
Suck it up and ignore them. They'll shut up eventually, right?
Give them cake. Obviously that's the key to quieting them down.
Something else to be explained in comments.