One of my friends that I'm not on very good speaking terms with right now has a pair of my pants. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't own only three pairs of jeans right now. What do I do?! The last thing I said to him was along the lines of "I'm sorry you can't realize that I am doing the exact opposite of what you think I am, but if you choose to burn this bridge, this is the end." Am I out of those pants forever?
Your last conundrum? How many pairs of pants do you own?