My aunt (who I have not seen since I was, like, 2), is staying with my family for a few days. She keeps pulling me aside to "chat and catch up!" but all she does is talk smack about my mom. Then my mom overhears and they get into a fight. GAAAAH. She's here because my uncle died two weeks ago, and that's bad enough! The last thing I need is my aunt and my mom acting like five year olds!
What can I say to my aunt to make her shut up? I've already tried saying, "Oh, maybe later, Aunt Lordes, I have to do my homework." But then she guilt trips me. She's worse than my mom!!
And why aren't any of my friends picking up their phones? I need to get out of this house!
Can I come stay over at your house? ETA: I'll bake you cookies! Any kind of cookies that you want!