Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1229518 3 completely different questions

You're at a museum, and you're looking at an exhibit. It's crowded, and there's a cute woman in a long skirt crouching right by you. You didn't notice that you were standing on her dress. She stands up suddenly, and RIIIIPPP! Her skirt is completely ripped off her body, and she's not wearing anything underneath. She screeches, embarrassed. What's your reaction?

Shame. I walk away, quickly, and hope no one recognizes what I did
9(9.5%)
Lust. That's so hot
5(5.3%)
Anger. "You filthy WHORE! There are children present!"
2(2.1%)
Indifference. Meh. It's nothing I haven't seen before
1(1.1%)
Concern. I pick up her dress and help her get back inside it
73(76.8%)
Amusement. I point and laugh, and maybe take a picture with my phone
4(4.2%)
Other
1(1.1%)

Your SO tells you one that day that they plan on quitting their job, and following their childhood dream. Clown school. They intend to enroll next month. How do you react?

Follow your dreams, baby. I'll support you
32(34.0%)
Clowns? Ick. I think you should realize your dreams are creepy and dumb. Get your old job back pronto
21(22.3%)
I have a fear of clowns, you know. If you become one, you can expect a stabbing
17(18.1%)
A clown? I'll be so proud of you. I'll tell all my friends.
7(7.4%)
Clowns kinda turn me on.
4(4.3%)
Other
13(13.8%)

Your SO just bought an experimental jet pack and is really excited. It can travel 100 mph, and has enough fuel to stay in the air for one hour. It takes premium gas to operate. What's your reaction?

I want one!!
39(41.5%)
That's too dangerous! One hour? What if you forget to check the fuel gauge? You could get hurt! Please, return it
29(30.9%)
It's your money. Do what you want
20(21.3%)
Other
6(6.4%)
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