You're at a museum, and you're looking at an exhibit. It's crowded, and there's a cute woman in a long skirt crouching right by you. You didn't notice that you were standing on her dress. She stands up suddenly, and RIIIIPPP! Her skirt is completely ripped off her body, and she's not wearing anything underneath. She screeches, embarrassed. What's your reaction?
Your SO tells you one that day that they plan on quitting their job, and following their childhood dream. Clown school. They intend to enroll next month. How do you react?
Your SO just bought an experimental jet pack and is really excited. It can travel 100 mph, and has enough fuel to stay in the air for one hour. It takes premium gas to operate. What's your reaction?