Have you ever had a dream where you pregnant? And didn't want to be pregnant?
Last night, I had a nightmare that my boyfriend managed to "oops" me, declared something about how his now magnificent seed will be passed on to future generations (wtf?), and left me to go live with his new, blond girlfriend. And she was like, one of those women who tried to look really pretty, but just looked all fake and plastic.
Oh, and he somehow managed to make the baby invincible, so I couldn't get an abortion. D: