It looks like this unfolded:
too obnoxious? I plan on taking the whistle and that thing with it off. Should I just return it?
I think the color is a bit more accurate in the stock pictures here. I bought it at Century 21 so it didn't cost nearly that much.
EDIT: Which is the most hideous aspect of it, the color or the style?
What if I keep it folded up, is that any better? Why do I have such bad taste?