Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Favorite word for someone who lives on the street?

Bum
23(23.0%)
Homeless person
26(26.0%)
Bag lady
4(4.0%)
Vagrant
6(6.0%)
Hobo
26(26.0%)
Boxcar Willie
3(3.0%)
Tramp
4(4.0%)
Panhandler
1(1.0%)
Street urchin
4(4.0%)
Other
3(3.0%)

Favorite word for a mullet?

10/90
0(0.0%)
"Business in the front/party in the back"
53(55.2%)
Hockey hair
4(4.2%)
Ape drape
2(2.1%)
Long Island Iced Tease
2(2.1%)
Neck blanket
2(2.1%)
Kentucky waterfall
5(5.2%)
Guido
1(1.0%)
Mississippi mud flap
4(4.2%)
"Little front porch/lotta back deck"
2(2.1%)
Texas flop top
1(1.0%)
Other
20(20.8%)

Would you ever give money to a homeless man with a mullet?

I might. I give money to the homeless sometimes and having bad hair won't exclude him
19(19.8%)
No. I don't give money to bums
36(37.5%)
Yes. Hobo hockey hair? I love it! So amusing. Like really cheap street entertainment
1(1.0%)
No. He'd definitely lose pity points rocking the mud flap. I don't help the fashionably clueless
1(1.0%)
Only if it's Billy Ray Cyrus. Guess the achy-breaky gravy train had to end sometime
3(3.1%)
I'd give him money to shave it off
11(11.5%)
Yes, I would. It's nice when a vagrant takes pride in his appearance
7(7.3%)
Only if he has sideburns or mutton chops to go along with the mullet
8(8.3%)
He's probably not really homeless, but the guitarist in a shitty rock band. Stop chasing your dream and get a job, loser!
7(7.3%)
Mullets are hot. I give him money and a sly wink
0(0.0%)
Other
3(3.1%)

What do you think of femullets?

Progressive
2(2.1%)
Hideous. No self-respecting woman should have 10/90 action
48(49.5%)
I'm indifferent
10(10.3%)
It's kinda hot
4(4.1%)
One more thing that makes this world uglier
28(28.9%)
Other
5(5.2%)

The 'Canadian tuxedo' is a denim jacket worn with jeans. What considerations would have to be in place before you went out with someone with an ape drape AND a Canadian tuxedo, male or female?

They'd have to be rich
6(6.3%)
He'd have to be Billy Ray Cyrus
6(6.3%)
Just ask me out! That's hot
2(2.1%)
It'd have to be done in an ironic way. EXTREMELY ironic
3(3.2%)
They'd have to just have stepped out of a time machine from some unfortunate town in the 80s, which didn't know any better
2(2.1%)
They'd have to have one incredible personality. I'd better be hella entertained
6(6.3%)
There's no way in hell I'd go out with someone who looked like that in public
24(25.3%)
Other
5(5.3%)
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