Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poll #1218566 Americans only! Foreigners beat it!

July 4th was Friday. Independence Day is America's birthday. That being said, what did you give the US to commemorate it's 232nd birthday?

Gift certificate
0(0.0%)
Money
4(4.9%)
Coffee cup with'World's Greatest Home Country' inked on it
2(2.4%)
Flowers and chocolates
0(0.0%)
Misshapen ceramic ashtray you made in shop
0(0.0%)
I gave my country some ass in the bedroom, Tapped it 232x
7(8.5%)
I baked it a cake
6(7.3%)
I pitched in for the stripper
3(3.7%)
My mere presence is enough of a present
20(24.4%)
On a serious note, I recycled
5(6.1%)
Absolutely nothing. America's a little too old to keep on expecting presents at its age
22(26.8%)
We go barhopping and I pick up the bar tab
1(1.2%)
We smoked a bowl
6(7.3%)
I waved a flag in its honor
1(1.2%)
Other
5(6.1%)
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