The other day I apparently got bitten/stung/mangled by something and my mom said I have this huge (read: big as the end of her thumb) welt on my back. Today I realised that since around the same time I've had "stomach troubles," felt generally bad, and have been sleeping for super long times (last night = 13 hours).
Will I even make it to Monday to call and try to make an appointment with my awesome Russian doctor? ;_;
Who wants to guess what sort of weird, alien malady I have/will die from? I'll leave you something in my will if you get it right! :D