Chewy (dear__john) wrote in thequestionclub,
Chewy
dear__john
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I've received the most ludicrous email in my life. That creepers that wanted to go to the show yesterday just totally "WAH WAH WAH"'d all over the internet because I didn't suck his dick and hold hands and frollic for like 7 hours.
Would you like me to copy and paste the email for your reading pleasure and to give me your opinion of it?
Like... I'm speechless. I've have never gotten something so ridiculous nor something that reeked of creepy cuntlicker for not tending to his piss & moan party.
If I copy and paste this email, will you tell me an effective or loltastic way to respond? Because I have no words.
I just... wow.

ETA: Okay, here goes. I feel like I should explain my half of what happened, but I think his style of writing explains that he might just be more of a Whiney McPisserson. But if I do infact sound like I'm the asshole, I'd totally explain.

Chelley:

I would feel remiss if I did not address our interactions (be they brief)
at today's show and my subsequent reaction to said interactions.

First a little background for context...

A few weeks ago I asked if you'd be interested in accompanying me to the
sonic youth show. You replied with an enthusiastic "yes!". Additionally,
we were in the process of planing a time to meet up, in-which the
prospects of you also seemed fairly enthusiastic. We made plans to pick-up
the sonic youth tickets which you had to bail on due to some bad news from
home (albeit you did not tell me this until the next weekend). I waited in
line for almost an hour to retrieve these tickets (not to mention travel
time to and from the pick-up location). I didn't tell you this becasue I
didn't feel I had to. Upon you explaining the situation of the bad news
from home I understood you couldn't come, but regardless I was glad to
pick-up these tickets because I wanted to bring you to the show with me
and thus I viewed it as a kind gesture. Yesterday we finally followed
through on our plans to meet up, which we did at the Brooklyn Museum and
the Park. I was feeling good about our meet up and looking forward to
going to the show with you the next day. This leads us to this
afternoon...

Today you barely paid me any attention. You did not acknowledge that we
had made plans to go to this show together nor did you thank me for
picking you up a ticket. Then after the show you were in such a big rush
to leave that we barely got to talk. If haven't interest in me (in
whatever capacity and form that may take) then you should not have not
accepted the ticket from me, and if you are interested in me then you
should have wanted to spent time with me and not act like we didn't make
these plans together. Given the context, I feel your actions today to be
extremely rude and inconsiderate and I am quite offended.




Oh, and btw, I TOTALLY THANKED THE FUCKER AND DID THE ASSKISSING OMG THANK YOU WAH WAHWAH BULLSHIT THE DAY BEFORE.
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