2. I have a book idea that involves taking certain people out of my (extended, very large) family, changing major details (so nearly no one knows who they really are), and just lampooning the hell out of them. On a scale from 1 to 10 (one being them not being able to identify themselves and 10 meaning them hiring a hitman), how do you think they'd react?
3. What the hell happened to the cable in my neighborhood? (Before anybody asks, yes, we've all paid our bill.) And which DVDs should I watch while it's out?
4. What's your favorite movie spoof on this site?