Which of these Japanese game-show stunts would you rather be subject to?
Silent Library. You sit around a table in the library with five friends and draw straws. The loser for each round has to endure gruesome punishments (e.g. being force-fed wasabi) in silence.
100 vs. 1. 100 people sneak up on you and toss you in the air, chase you through the streets, etc.
Rope swing. An impossible physical task undertaken in ridiculous clothes. Your failed attempt is replayed at least three times in slow-mo while the hosts jeer.
Human Tetris. A giant block moves across the room towards you. Fit through the small hole cut into it, or be pushed into water.
Bathroom prank. One minute you're peeing, the next you're an art object in a public square.
You can forego all of these choices, but in exchange you must participate in the American reality show Big Brother for 3 weeks. Do you do it?