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Poll #1218055 Sexy Talk

If you had to hear one of these during sex, which would it be?

"Thank you so much for letting me do this."
57(46.0%)
"Close your eyes, honey. Now hold very, very still. Actually, do you mind taking a cold bath to lower your body temperature?"
4(3.2%)
'This feels really wrong without my bear suit....can I put it on? It's in the trunk of my car'
2(1.6%)
"Where are your cameras now, Chris fucking Hansen?"
3(2.4%)
"Oh god, oh god, oh forgive me god....a little to the left oh god forgive me this sin...."
20(16.1%)
"Back in prison, they called me The Jackhammer."
8(6.5%)
"Do you mind wearing these dentures? They were my grandmother's."
0(0.0%)
Folks at home definitely ain't gonna believe this!"
15(12.1%)
"Don't worry, the antivirals will probably kick in any time now."
1(0.8%)
Can I call you Seabiscuit?
14(11.3%)
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