charlsrie (charlsrie) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poop and LIBERTY

Guys:
     When you poop, how do you wipe?
I was thinking about it earlier, and I figured that your addendas etc. would get in the way.
I mean, I've got a clear runway for these things, you know?

Girls:
     In sex-ed, did they ever stress the importance of wiping front to back?

TQC-
     What's a good/bad 4th of July story?

Bad:
I was watching a concert, and my friend asked me if my sister got a day off to celebrate the 4th since she was in Iraq.  I shrugged because I didn't know.  Then, this girl who was sitting in front of me turns around and asks,
"Oh, your sister is in the military?"
Yes.  Whatever.
Then she goes, 
"YOUR SISTER IS A MURDERER."

It caught me offguard, to say the least.


Good:
We went to a church parking lot really late, and wrapped a bunch of those flower fireworks in electrical tape, put them in a mason jar, and put the mason jar into a huuuuuuge bucket of honey.  We were all standing fairly close watching it and smoking cigarettes, when it EXPLODED.  Glass and honey starting raining down everywhere so people just scattered.  We were all covered in old honey and grass since we all dove for cover, then we went to Denny's.  It was fun.
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