TQC, remember when we played that game where you described a movie in a few sentences and everyone tried to guess what it was? (Don't answer that.) Why don't we try it again, except halfway through your summary, switch to a different movie?
For example, I'll start:
He was just a slip of a girly-boy from Communist East Berlin who underwent a sex change operation so he could marry his GI boyfriend and move to America. But when his husband leaves him (her?), a chance encounter with a childhood friend helps him realize he needs to return home to vanquish his evil uncle and take up his rightful place as king.