My neice did something really fucked up to me today. She brought home a severed cat paw from her class and put it right in front of me on the desk. There's a reason I didn't dissect in class even when I wasn't a vegetarian. Now... what I need you to do is to help me figure out what I could do to her to get her back. I thought about the dead fetus in the bed trick... but that's just not possible right now.
I dub this: "THE HELP BECKA TORTURE HER NEICE PROJECT"