Jesus H mutha fuckin' boom boom Christ (beanochavez) wrote in thequestionclub,
Jesus H mutha fuckin' boom boom Christ
beanochavez
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My neice did something really fucked up to me today. She brought home a severed cat paw from her class and put it right in front of me on the desk. There's a reason I didn't dissect in class even when I wasn't a vegetarian. Now... what I need you to do is to help me figure out what I could do to her to get her back. I thought about the dead fetus in the bed trick... but that's just not possible right now.

I dub this: "THE HELP BECKA TORTURE HER NEICE PROJECT"

What could I do?

Everyone's input is welcome. Thanks in advance.
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