Except now all he does is talk about her. Every day is like...
Him: Hi, how are you?
Me: Good and you?
Him: OMG I'm going to see (the girl) today!! Look at this text message of her declaring her undying love for me! This is uncomfortable for you to look at but I don't care!! Her her her!!
Me: *uncomfortable* Umm... that's really good.
It's getting really annoying. I have a feeling that it's going to get worse because he's not shy about talking about... er... sexual experiences. He wants to hang out on Saturday. What should I do?
A. Fire him from friendship. All he can think about is her anyway. He can't possibly value your friendship.
B. Talk to him about it. Since I have no tact, I cannot avoid hurting his feelings.
C. Try and put up with it and hope it goes away after a while. See how it goes. Then fire him if it gets bad.
D. (Your comment here)
I even read the wiki how article which said I should try to avoid hurting his feelings because he's *excited.* He's in his 30s and has had quite the number of sexual partners, so he's not inexperienced. He's just... wow. It's getting boring.
Oh and tomorrow I start karate. I'm excited.