There's this kid on my school's swim team that makes me want to punch him in the face every time he opens his mouth. He constantly talks about how he only listens to underground artists because anyone that's played on the radio has "sold out." He likes to say things that will make him look edgy, no matter how stupid his opinion is. He's constantly kri-kriing that no one likes him because he's "different." He even writes bad poetry about how everyone is against him because he's soooooooo uniiiiiiiiique. In reality, everyone hates him because he's an epic jackass.
Whose presence makes you want to fucking kill something?