2. Did you see the Michigan-giving-Florida-a-hand-job (with bonus U.P. butt action) graphic on The Daily Show last night? How can I find that and turn it into an icon? I must have it.
I was a dishwasher, prep cook, and line cook in high school and I had some seriously battle-worn hands and forearms from the grill and the oven. I could grab things off the grill with my fingers and not feel a thing, so I think I must have burned off all the nerves in my fingertips. I accidentally touched my wrist to the top of the oven while removing some quiche and that scar stayed around for a good 5 years or so.
I also was ordered to empty the fryers once without any prior instruction so I opened the spigot and hot oil exploded all over my legs. I must have been wearing magic jeans because I didn't get burnt at all.