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The Sound and the Furry

Furries are an amusing collection of wacky deviants, but is it possible that there are worse costumed nookie than that? Which of these sexual 'dress up' scenarios is the most disturbing?

Furry male wolf and 2 furry female bunnies
0(0.0%)
Furry male wolf and furry male wolf
1(1.9%)
Robot sex
1(1.9%)
Treeman sex (from LotR)
1(1.9%)
Arachnoid sex
5(9.3%)
Tetris sex (rectangular shaft goes in hole)
0(0.0%)
Willy Wonka and gaggle of Oompa Loompa sex
10(18.5%)
Mummy sex (wrapped in bandages)
0(0.0%)
Zombie and victim sex (instead of 'BRAINS' it's 'GROINS')
5(9.3%)
Mother Superior and bad orphan sex
5(9.3%)
Angel and Demon sex
0(0.0%)
Klingon sex (with the facial makeup)
0(0.0%)
Leper sex (complete with leprosy makeup)
9(16.7%)
Michael Jackson and Chuck E. Cheese restaurant sex
17(31.5%)
Dinosaur sex
0(0.0%)

Say a couple (boy and girl) like to have furry sex, but prefer to wear lion suits when they yiff one out. However, she's wearing a Simba suit, and he's wearing a Mufasa suit. What terms would you use to describe this sexual encounter?

Incestuous
2(3.6%)
Homosexual
0(0.0%)
Furry sex
16(29.1%)
Necrophilia (the character Mufasa is dead in the movie)
3(5.5%)
Other
1(1.8%)
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