What is the most bad-ass thing you've ever done?
1. Spartans, for a host of reasons, including the part where they didn't treat their women like shit.
2. Using a sword to scrape the ice off my car last month. It worked pretty damned well, and because you may not believe me:
(I otherwise hate this picture. My ass looks huge and I look, well, short. Okay, so I am short, but whatever.