Which would be more insulting for Dr. Seuss?
Filling his corpse with candy, hoisting it from a tree, and beating him until the goodies came out
Movie adaption of the Lorax, directed by Judd Apatow, starring Will Farrel and Owen Wilson. Soundtrack by Fallout Boy
Edit: I just saw a longer trailer, and it actually looks 5x worse than it did when I made this post