Ellis (l3antha) wrote in thequestionclub,
Ellis
l3antha
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my dad got a new microwave. i hate it. i stood in front of it with the manual for 15 minutes trying to figure out how to set it for 3 minutes to boil water for tea. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE and BEEPY and LOUD and ANNOYING. also, it is stupid small. like...retarded small.



SO, what did i do? i went to the garage, found where he stashed the old (OLD OLD OLD) microwave and lugged it back inside to heat up my damned water.

observe:

new, evil, tiny, cunty microwave, with lots unnecessary beeping noises and gadgets that we'll never use


old, comfy, BIG, simple, three-dial microwave


all you have to do is turn the dial to the time you want, and voila! this thing, guys, is older than i am. i have used it alllllll my life. i think my dad bought it when he bought the house or something. and it is a MONSTER. i couldn't lift it to put it up on the trolley thing it (USED TO! D:) sits on. seriously. i tried to lift it up, but i just couldn't. the new one however, is dinky and i picked it up with one arm. i hate the new one.

question: how should i sabotage/"accidentally break" the new microwave so that we have to use the old one? BE CREATIVE!!!
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