Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Sexual odds. Some ends

Would you ever join the Rent-a-Dildo program?

Yes. I'd like to be able to check out various toys without having to purchase them. What if they suck?
8(7.4%)
No. That's disgusting
89(82.4%)
Other
11(10.2%)

You find out that your SO got drunk with his/her friends, and they were near a petting zoo, and your SO was dared that he/she wouldn't have sex with/go down on a sheep/goat. Well, let's just say that your SO didn't back down from the challenge. You heard about all this from a common friend. What would be your reaction?

I join in on the good-natured ribbing that my SO is getting from all his/her friends. That's kinda funny
11(10.1%)
That's cheating. Whether or not it was sex with a farm animal or sex with a human, my SO cheated on me and I will act accordingly
2(1.8%)
I'd be incredibly grossed out. It would probably affect the future of the relationship somewhat, since I wouldn't want to touch him/he as much
54(49.5%)
It would probably affect the relationship somewhat, as I now know that all along, I've been dating an idiot
30(27.5%)
I feel relieved. Now I don't feel as bad about that one-night stand with the llama last year
5(4.6%)
Other
7(6.4%)

Let's say your SO had some unusual fetishes and kinks. Which of the following fetishes would you be willing to entertain in order to appease your SO? The ones you don't check, I'll assume are deal breakers

Light BDSM
22(20.0%)
Heavy BDSM
0(0.0%)
Infantism (not pedophilia. Look it up)
0(0.0%)
Assplay
0(0.0%)
Erotic asphyxiation
0(0.0%)
Furry sex
0(0.0%)
Water games
0(0.0%)
Orgies
1(0.9%)
Faux necrophilia (you soak in a tub of cold water to lower your body temp, and then just lie there in bed)
0(0.0%)
Scarring/branding
1(0.9%)
Blood drinking
0(0.0%)
None of the above
10(9.1%)

Let's say you're dating someone. You like him/her and you guys really get along in every possible way. Except, the only sexual position they engage in is missionary. They refuse to try anything else because 'it's just not romantic'. Obviously this means that the sex is pretty vanilla, with no props or toys utilized either. Would this be a deal breaker?

Yes
49(45.0%)
No
60(55.0%)
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