You have a neighbor with a dog. This dog is tied to a tree out back. You don't recall ever seeing it not tied to the tree. You're a little concerned, and you notice the pattern of the owner, and he only feeds the dog once per day, but only when the dog starts barking, and the dish is thrown down and followed by a "NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!". The dog looks miserable. One day, you just happened to be looking out the window, and you see the neighbor on the other side hop the fence with a pair of wire cutters, clip the chain, and haul the dog back over his side of the fence. A couple days later, you see the dog owner putting up fliers, offering a $500 reward for any knowledge on his missing doggie. What do you do?
Report his neighbor as the thief. Ask for the $500
Scoff at his flier. No way he's getting that poor dog back
Go to the kennel and get a dog that looks like his, and try and pass it off
Apparently, he's got some money to burn. I hop the fence while he's at work and steal his tv