allison vernon-williams (fame) wrote in thequestionclub,
allison vernon-williams

a shit question. no, for real.

okay so like two weeks ago, my dog (who we named elvis, b/c of the lip thing she does!) swallowed one of my diamond earrings. i inherited them from my grandma, and they're very significant to me, so i need them back. i brought the other one into the vets office where i work, and she said that elvis would have no problem passing it in her poo...i would just need to go through the poo and find it

so i've been using a pooper scooper for two weeks..and i have quite an impressive collection of fertilizer going here.

how should i sift through the shit???
when i find the solitaire, how should i sanitize it?
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