a friend of mine got hit by a CVC pipe, right in the nutz. it pierced the flesh on his theigh a little bit and he ended up getting some sort of infection down there which caused his "junk" to swell up to about the size of your fist(yes, yours). the nurses asked his wife uncomfortable questions in the ER, like "so... What's it like?". do you have any embarrasing injuries you'd like to share with us?
i currently have a cut on my left nipple, which is making life interesting for me as far as tactile sensations go.