Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1132749 Would you rather...?

Would you rather have sex with your/a SO in front of your mother....or have your mother have sex with her/a SO in front of you? (it's your father if you don't have a mum)

Me in front of her
43(51.2%)
Her in front of me
41(48.8%)

Would you rather have 3 boobs (tritits) all in a row on your chest, or just one single boob (unitit)?

3
57(65.5%)
1
30(34.5%)

Would you rather catapult 100 boy scouts into the Grand Canyon, sans parachute, or catapult in 10 baby pandas (you know how rare they are and how pandas in general dislike procreation)

Boy scouts
53(60.9%)
Baby pandas
34(39.1%)

Would you rather have clown makeup tattooed onto your face, or have to eat an entire clown over the period of the next month? Clown steaks, clown pate, fois clown, clown chili (with smaller clown parts that weren't big enough to make steaks from)

Clown makeup
21(23.9%)
Eat a clown
67(76.1%)

Would you rather let everyone in this community find $1,000 in the street and have a bunch of orgasms and have like the best day of their lives, or steal $10 from each person in this community and keep for yourself and have them all stub their toe?

$1,000 and orgasms for each
53(58.9%)
$10 from each and let them have piggy pain
37(41.1%)
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