Would you rather have sex with your/a SO in front of your mother....or have your mother have sex with her/a SO in front of you? (it's your father if you don't have a mum)
Would you rather have 3 boobs (tritits) all in a row on your chest, or just one single boob (unitit)?
Would you rather catapult 100 boy scouts into the Grand Canyon, sans parachute, or catapult in 10 baby pandas (you know how rare they are and how pandas in general dislike procreation)
Would you rather have clown makeup tattooed onto your face, or have to eat an entire clown over the period of the next month? Clown steaks, clown pate, fois clown, clown chili (with smaller clown parts that weren't big enough to make steaks from)
Would you rather let everyone in this community find $1,000 in the street and have a bunch of orgasms and have like the best day of their lives, or steal $10 from each person in this community and keep for yourself and have them all stub their toe?