1. There was a sign in my friend's dorm lobby that said "Yield to Others. Everyone has rights." Someone wrote "except Jews" underneath it. My friend and I thought it was hilarious and stole the sign. Our friend seems to think this is not funny at all, and we are very bad people. Would you find this funny?

2. Do you have the same kind of moral hypocrisy that I do? I think that stealing from stores is wrong, I won't do it. But taking street signs, posters, menus, silverware, and bowls from restaurants (put them in the to go boxes, SO MUCH EASIER!) is perfectly okay, and helps stock our kitchen.

3. Mythbusters: great show or greatest show?